All I've Gotta Do is DREAM

Dreams are funny things aren't they, they are there, they are gone and they make a big impression on us (sometimes even if we don't remember them).  One of my favorite quotes on dreams is: 

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. - William Dement

So here are a couple clips of the quietly, but maybe not always safely insane.

Woah Bessie!!

Today's giggles have two contributors.

Joke:  Told to me by a dear college friend, Jill.  I LOVED this joke and still giggle when I think about it.  If it doesn't sound funny to you, then try using a different voice in your head (there's gotta be some voice that makes you giggle whenever you hear it).

Two cows are standing on top of a hill. One cow turns to the other cow and says: "Are you worried about mad cow disease?"

The other cow looks puzzled: "Why? I'm a helicopter."

Video: Recommended by my brother, Taylor.  So if, while driving through cattle country, you ever randomly play a game where you yell out the window, "Hey Cow!" and count how many cows look at you-  you might just win if you blast this over a loud speaker instead.

The Divine Comedy of Duck Dynasty

On a recent trip home, my family introduced me to A&E's Duck Dynasty.  Oh my goodness I was in comedy heaven!  Maybe it's because their personalities remind me so much of the men in my family (practical jokers and outdoors men) that the comedy was so close to home.  Anyway, I love the conversation between Jase and Missy, in this clip.  Unfortunately (and fortunately) the cutting of this clip is different from the actual episode's.  So the lines that cracked me up are kind of the back drop instead of the fore front BUT you DO get some more insight to this amazing family.

MEME it up Baby!

Mixing it up from video clips.  Who doesn't giggle at memes of cute little babies?  So here are a few of my favorites  (some of them, I just giggle at the picture more than anything).

Okay, there's just too many out there!  LOVE baby memes.

How lazy would you have to be?

If becoming a couch potato is your absolute dream, then look no farther!  This item of lounge clothing will not only aide you in your aspiration, but you might actually exceed it by either becoming melded to the couch OR becoming inanimate enough that another person might mistake you for a throw blanket.  This item can be worn anywhere with no good reason to take it off other than to actually get out into the world and DO something (before re-entering the world of the living, PLEASE shower the stench away.  If convectional methods don't work, call an upholstery cleaner).  

Enjoy watching this infomercial that puts the snuggy to shame.  Remember the perks of this item are that it has easy outs for your more urgent needs :)  Thanks Jared for introducing me to this commercial.

*FYI* Because this blog is for CLEAN humor there are some things hilarious that don't make the cut for certain swear words and other things.  SAD but I can't edit videos like I can articles.  For those items that don't make the cut due to one or two more than biblical swear words, I am wondering what my readers would prefer.  They will NEVER actually make it into my daily post with an actual link, but would you like a brief description of the item and where to search for it, with key words?  

 

If Only Angels had Wings... That Worked

Oh, how I love thee Studio C.  If you don't know them and LOVE this clip, then check them out at:

http://www.byutv.org/show/c68c4e4f-6322-4a23-8b8e-a5be75b70635/studio-c

The Best of the Worst

Given Eli's behavior that made us leave the swimming pool probably 20 minutes after arrival, if not sooner, I thought I'd share this list sent to me by my friend, Tiffany, a while ago.  *NOTE*  I know a lot of my items have probably been on FB or other sites recently.  That being said, won't it be nice, in the future that you don't have to remember who posted in and go searching for it there again.  Just come here ;)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/27-reasons-why-kids-are-actually-the-worst-6z51