How lazy would you have to be?

If becoming a couch potato is your absolute dream, then look no farther!  This item of lounge clothing will not only aide you in your aspiration, but you might actually exceed it by either becoming melded to the couch OR becoming inanimate enough that another person might mistake you for a throw blanket.  This item can be worn anywhere with no good reason to take it off other than to actually get out into the world and DO something (before re-entering the world of the living, PLEASE shower the stench away.  If convectional methods don't work, call an upholstery cleaner).  

Enjoy watching this infomercial that puts the snuggy to shame.  Remember the perks of this item are that it has easy outs for your more urgent needs :)  Thanks Jared for introducing me to this commercial.

*FYI* Because this blog is for CLEAN humor there are some things hilarious that don't make the cut for certain swear words and other things.  SAD but I can't edit videos like I can articles.  For those items that don't make the cut due to one or two more than biblical swear words, I am wondering what my readers would prefer.  They will NEVER actually make it into my daily post with an actual link, but would you like a brief description of the item and where to search for it, with key words?